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Here’s three odd headlines from the past week:

More Scottish people prefer dancing to playing football

– revealed by The Federation of Scottish Theatre

Its a bit tricky to figure out why this should be news, particularly since dancing only came second …. to reading.  But it help might explain the current state of Scottish football.  Must have been a quiet day for news in Scotland.

Spurs draw Hearts in Europa

Now, if you’re a football fan, you’ll know what this means.  If not, answers on a postcard please.

Britain’s 15-year-old Excel champion

Didn’t know spreadsheets had become a sport; is it too late to include it in the 2012 Olympics – we could be in for a medal?

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